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Clinical Trial Registration ยท r/thecancervaccine

$INTISMERAN: A Study of Fee-Funded Equity Redistribution in Meme Populations

u/vaccine_official, et al. โ€” First posted 2026 โ€” Sponsor: The Index Finance
Recruiting Phase II Enrollment Open Intervention 1% / 1% Fee
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01 โ€” Abstract

Study Summary

Background

Moderna and Merck report that intismeran autogene โ€” a personalized mRNA melanoma vaccine, also known as V940 โ€” met its primary endpoint in a Phase 3 trial, reducing cancer recurrence after surgery. Moderna (NASDAQ: MRNA) shares moved sharply higher on the news.

Intervention

Every $INTISMERAN trade is taxed 1% on buys and 1% on sells. Collected fees are routed to an on-chain treasury, which purchases tokenized MRNA stock and periodically distributes it back to holders โ€” tracked live at indices.theindex.finance.

Outcome Measures

Primary: cumulative fees collected and MRNA value distributed to holders. Secondary: number of distribution rounds executed, holder count, and trading volume โ€” see Results below.

Status

Recruiting. Liquidity locked, contract renounced. No institutional review required โ€” this is a meme coin, not a real clinical trial.

$INTISMERAN mechanism diagram
Fig. 1. Simplified mechanism: trading fees (1%/1%) accrue to treasury โ†’ treasury purchases MRNA โ†’ holdings distributed pro-rata to $INTISMERAN holders on a rolling basis.
02 โ€” Results

Primary & Secondary Endpoints

Live figures pulled from the treasury indexer. All values begin at zero pre-launch.

Registration number not yet entered โ€” endpoints will populate automatically once a valid contract address is provided above.
Fees Collected
$0.00
MRNA Distributed
$0.00
0 rounds harvested
Distribution Rounds
0
Holder Count
0
Market Cap
$0
Volume (24H)
$0
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03 โ€” Study Design

Methods

No hidden clauses. Every parameter below is verifiable on-chain.

Enrollment

1,000,000,000 $INTISMERAN total supply โ€” fixed, no further minting.

Intervention

1% fee on buys, 1% fee on sells, routed automatically to the treasury contract.

Control Arm

100% of liquidity locked at launch โ€” no placebo, no rug arm.

Blinding

Open-label. Contract ownership renounced; treasury flows are public and auditable.

04 โ€” Timeline

Trial Phases

$INTISMERAN progresses through three phases, same as the drug it's named for.

I

Launch & Fair Trade

Stealth-free launch, liquidity locked day one, ownership renounced before a single wallet gets in.

Complete
II

Community Enrollment

Growing the holder base on X, first distribution rounds begin hitting wallets.

Recruiting
III

Exchange Listings

Pushing for listings on major trackers and exchanges to widen enrollment further.

Planned
05 โ€” Safety

Adverse Events

Reported by participants in similar studies. Frequencies are illustrative, not statistical.

Diamond handsCommon
Chart-induced euphoriaCommon
FOMOVery common
Compulsive chart-checkingVery common
Total loss of principalPossible โ€” always present
Paper hands (self-reported regret)Common
$INTISMERAN is a satirical community meme token with no intrinsic value or guarantee of future performance. It is not affiliated with Moderna, Merck, or Reddit Inc., and it is not a real clinical trial. Nothing on this page is financial or medical advice โ€” do your own research before buying any cryptocurrency.
06 โ€” Enrollment

How to Enroll

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07 โ€” Appendix

Supplementary Figures

Community submissions. Drop your best $INTISMERAN figures in the community chat for consideration.

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